"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."
"There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad."
"Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy — the joy of being Salvador Dalí — and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?"