Johnny Depp: the reports of his death were (thankfully!) exaggerated

Here it is in all its idiotic glory -- I ain't making this up, boys and girls! Some idiot actually posted this on Feb 22, '08, and probably inspired a few heart attacks:

Holy f*** on CNN:"

Actor Johnny Depp was found dead Tuesday of a possible drug overdose in a Lower Manhattan apartment, the New York Police Department said. The Academy Award-nominated actor was 44.Depp was found naked and unresponsive, facedown on the floor at the foot of his bed by a housekeeper trying to wake him for an appointment with a masseuse, said police spokesman Paul Browne."

Good night sweet prince.

...and yes, of course the prank was based on the tragic death of Heath Ledger. And it was in utter bad taste. But there it is, hitting you between the eyeballs on your Google Image Search, and you've HAD the heart attack before you realize it's a prank!

Just for that, let's have some more Johnny Depp pictures (no reason, I just feel like it):