"All this talk of a terminal box office slide has been made to look just a little bit silly this weekend, and all it took was Edward Scissorhands acting a bit gay; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is the number one US weekend box office movie - ever."
So said by Stuart Heritage back on July 10th, 2006 at 13:30, at this address:
...and that's kwelll enough to chill your marini!
Left: the other Cap'n Jack: "I'm not gay, I'm just having a good time."
Trivia Kwiz: how many Captain Jacks can you think of? There's ... a lot!